She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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