what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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