I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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