My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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