My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
