i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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