It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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