She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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