You're completely useless in the revolution.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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