remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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