I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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