Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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