He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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