Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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