Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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