I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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