I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm always down for nudity.
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