I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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