ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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