So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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