Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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