If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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