He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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