Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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