chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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