I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
