i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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