I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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