he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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