Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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