do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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