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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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