so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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