Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
im on a boat
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