I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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