Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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