They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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