oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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