Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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