It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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