i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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