Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I will be naked everywhere
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So vagazzling was a success
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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