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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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