so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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