I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Damn victory sex feels great
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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