i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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