i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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