I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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