: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
worst night to have a conscience
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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