U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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