I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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