I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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