If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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