Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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