dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm too high and old for this...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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