idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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