how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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